Beowulf is a classic tale
highlighting the ambiguities that exist between good and evil. What place in
our culture weaves a better narrative of heroes and villains than the American
high school? Some may argue that it’s too rudimentary to boil such complex
characters down to such trite teenage tropes, and to them I say, “You’re
probably right.” But just as Beowulf blazed bravely into battle against
Grendel, I too will face my own foe: high school social structure.
Beowulf as The Popular Guy You Didn’t Like But Could Never
Really Pinpoint Why
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Maybe he was a standout athlete, or
the star child of the arts department.
Or, if he was truly a 16-year-old Renaissance man sent to walk among the
masses, both. No matter his forte, this kid was loved by your teachers, your
classmates, and probably even some of your friends. You, on the other hand,
could detect some underlying disingenuousness. You really didn’t have concrete
evidence as to why you thought this guy was secretly a jerk, so you certainly
didn’t try to rock the boat and expose him for the person you suspected he was.
There was just something about the way he walked around performing deeds of
manly courage and name-dropping his dad that rubbed you the wrong way. But, you
decided to just go with it because everyone else seemed to like him. Everyone
else but one…
Unferth as The Perpetually Angry Kid
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The Perpetually Angry Kid was not-so-secretly jealous of the
popular kids and made it their mission to defame them all. Perhaps the student was born that bitter.
Perhaps they were popular until The
Popular Guy came to your town from Nebraska and took all the glory. Perhaps
The Perpetually Angry Kid killed their brother and has just been really sour about
everything since then. No matter the tragic backstory, this kid made it their
mission to let everyone know that they were
truly deserving of admiration and everyone else wasn’t good enough. How did
we learn to cope with such insufferable creatures? It can certainly be credited
to one of the most valuable of all high school treasures…
Hrothgar as The Teacher Friend
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Just as Hrothgar plays an important
role in Beowulf’s journey to heroism, The Teacher Friend played an important
role in your journey to graduation. While it’s likely that your Teacher Friend
didn’t give you the OK to slay beasts on behalf of their classroom, they
probably did let you make photocopies sometimes. And although your Teacher
Friend (hopefully) never gave you a ring, they certainly did give you sage
advice that you may or may not have implemented. One mentor’s warning against extreme tenacity
and pride is another mentor’s warning against college application
procrastination.
After this brief jaunt through the
halls of your high school memories, I hope that you, too, can see how nearly
every character has a classmate counterpart from your past. While some stories
are naturally more difficult to teen-ify, it’s certainly still easier than
trying to figure out where to sit in the high school cafeteria.